Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Only Me

I believe I have warned you that I am a sympathetic vomiter, truly my queasy stomach is rivaled by none.

I am no longer staying with my foster parents, but am residing at a friend's place while she is out of town. The sink in her bathroom drains painfully slowly. This morning, I ran the water just a couple seconds before I spit out the foamy morning mouth toothpaste after brushing my teeth. Instead of the thick, pastey, nastiness washing down the drain immediately, it lingered in a small pool of water. I did what any red-blooded American would do and vomited 3 times, on the spot.

I am way beyond ridiculously pathetic.

2 comments:

Walker369 said...

I hate to say it, but if you become a parent you may vomit everyday. That less than weak stomach shall do you in because you will get peed on, pooped on, and vomited on. If toothpaste spit does you in, I'm just not sure how to end this sentence.

Susie the Bear said...

It seems as though you and The Dais were afflicted with a similar ailment. Did you vomit when she vomitted and vice versa?