Friday, February 25, 2005

I LOVE IT

Ladies and Gents!

Ask no more advice of me, when thou art pondering how to let thy formerly-loved-ones go, but lo! look upon thine own website, for the noblest of partings...

The delicate problem of how to dump a loved one before moving on to the next has been given a new twist by a Dutch Web site. The site suggests women tell their partner they want a baby and men buy their girlfriend underwear that's too big...

Although this first tactic may work for a guy (actually, yeah ... that'll make any guy run), the second is probably more likely to just anger the female, maybe make her cry, but the outcome probably won't be so much for her to leave, as to begin "training" her male.

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