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I am from a town called Waxahachie. There are about 12 people that live there, but fortunately, one of them happens to stand all day in the local grocery store and make fresh tortillas.

It is spelled W-a-x-a-h-a-c-h-i-e and was my end-of-the-year spelling test in the 1st grade. The pronunciation tends to get a little screwed up at times, so I'm here to help you with that.

"Wax" - pronounced like "Woks":

Example: I have no idea why I own two woks since I have no idea how to make chinese food. Let's make an omelet.

"A" - pronounced like "uh":

Example: Uhhhhh ... Excuse me, but I believe you have spinach in your teeth.

"Hach" - pronounced like "Hatch"et:

Example: What is the difference between a hatchet and a tomahawk?

"ie" - pronounced like "ee":

Example: If you don't know how to say the letter e then, chances are, you won't be able to find your way to this website in the first place.

So, altogether, Woks-uh-hatch-ee. Wax-a-hach-ie. Hachie, The Hatch, and the like all reference my hometown.