Thursday, December 29, 2005

"I've simply had a wonderful Christmas and I'm just so thankful none of us are in jail"

Per the finale of my grandmother's I'm-so-glad-everyone-could-be-together speech just after family Christmas rituals had concluded. My grandmother, queen of all that is inappropriate and untimely. Props to grandmother for pulling through the knee replacement surgery on tuesday with flying colors. She's a tough cookie. Now just a little bit tougher ... watch those groins, gentlemen.

This just one of many delicious nuggets from Christmas 2005. More to come.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, are you saying that your grandmother fully expected you to be in jail by now? Laura

Missy said...

It does appear that she expected the lot of us to be incarcerated come christmas day. She was probably just selfishly worried that she'd get less visitors while she's in the hospital.

Hachie Gal said...

what can we say, the matriarchs of our families just have a way about them....