Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Status

You know what's substantially more difficult than taking care of twin 11 mo old boys all day long every day?
Doing it 
1. With no AC
2. When they are teething
3. And won't eat for 3 days
4. With no toys to play with
5. While grandparents stare at you wondering why your child is still screaming while they are trying to sit down to a peaceful meal
6. In Spanish
7. And you just want a break from the vacation which you are supposed to get from all the available babysitters
8. But they got tired of holding said boys on day 2 so back to #5
9. and were gonna go to the movies but the car is continually unavailable 
10. Therefore you spend each dusk catering margaritaville to an entire country of Mosquitos thirsting for your blood. 

Grass is always greener, eh?

1 comment:

Allison said...

Sorry to laugh at your expense, but this is so funny. Vacation with a young child (especially two children, I'm sure) really is so much harder than being at home. We have really missed our baby gate on the last few trips, since J is immediately attracted to the most dangerous thing in the room. I hope you get to relax a little while you are there!