I'd like to say
To the man passing gas on the plane yesterday and trying to pass it off as my baby.
But that format has been played. So I'll leave it at
We both know the truth. Unfortunately for you, I'm all too familiar with their particular variety of odor. And that, was more akin to a greasy airport breakfast that you only got away with because you were traveling without your wife.
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