This morning, Dr. J stepped back a little too quickly and almost knocked me and my decaf coffee over. The following then took place.
Dr. J: Whoa Mona! (because we have conversations by talking to the cat) I nearly knocked over a bus!!
Me: [stopped in place, slowly turned, furrowed my eyebrows]
Dr. J: [blink, blink]
Me: [stare]
Dr. J: I mean because you are carrying around two babies. [gulp]
Me: [blink, blink]
Dr. J: [smiling innocently] A smartcar??
Beach
6 years ago
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Get him Amber! Laura
Ok, but seriously. That story is so stinkin' funny!
The ONLY and I mean ONLY exceptable thing to say to a pregnant woman is... You look great. I don't care what she really looks like, the hormonal imbalance can not tolerate any other comment.
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