Monday, November 29, 2010

I found my life's mission statement on a napkin this weekend


There is nothing that a glass of wine and a good hair straightener can't fix.

If someone takes it upon themselves to write my biography post-mortem, please make sure that's the title. Or at least the subtitle. Do they subtitle books on the cover?? In any case, it needs to be on the cover.

Although I have found that a glass of wine can't fix preggo weight gain. And everyone that says it'll just fall off on its own is LYING. Come to think of it, no one related to me has ever said that it does. Just the frail people that shop in petites in the first place. DANG IT.

1 comment:

Mary said...

I never said it would fall off but the last thing I think any new mom needs to think about is her weight-I used that motto to happily eat for two long after the baby was born!