Monday, April 14, 2008


Well, I'm not so much but Ashley would have been, if she had been me ... bra shopping at Belk, when the pushy 85 year old lady came walking in to the dressing room to see how my bra fit. And then told me to try on the other size. And then stepped back. To wait for me to change.

(crickets chirping, pins dropping)

"Honey, I been doin' this 25 yeers and you ain't got nothin' I hadn' seen before!"


(incidentally, who knew I'd have two posts about bras inside of a week! hooo-yah!)


Ashley Beth said...

I'm grimacing just reading it!

Anonymous said...

I have to say, that I probably would have died right there. Laura

krhagan said...

That makes me think of Sixteen Candles where Sam gets felt up by her grandmother...