Wednesday, December 17, 2008

They should put that on the box.

With all the warnings that come on boxes these days ... you know, don't use the hairdryer in the bathtub, don't eat the box, etc ... it seems unfair to be selective.

Just in case this happens to you .... too ... the slow roasted turkey with gravy and mashed potatoes  frozen entree should be sat flat on the table while eating it.  Because when you try and pick up a slice of turkey with your fork and you are only holding the tray in your hand, you will soon find that  the majority of the entree will be on the entire front of your wardrobe.   And this will happen when you are wearing a white sweater.  And when you still have a class to teach.  


Hachie Gal said...

are you TX for Christmas? we are....

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that warning should be on the meal. It seems to me that a warning should accompany any white garment, particularly sweaters and shirts..."Warning: Wearing this garment will increase the likelihood of an embarrassing spill by 500%. Proceed with caution" Just a thought.

Laura Brown